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Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: the publisher who prints everything you write, an agent, or Santa Claus?
A. The agent. The other two indicate you are hallucinating.
Q. What’s the difference between publishers and terrorists?
A. You can negotiate with terrorists
Q. How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Only one; but first they have to rewire the entire building.
Three guys are sitting at a bar.
#1: “…Yeah, I make $75,000 a year after taxes.”
#2: “What do you do for a living?”
#1: “I’m a stockbroker. How much do you make?
#2: “I should clear $60,000 this year.”
#1: “What do you do?”
#2: “I’m an architect.”
The third guy has been sitting there quietly, staring into his beer, when the others turn to him.
#2: “Hey, how much do you make per year?”
#3: “I guess about $13,000.”
#1: “Oh yeah? What kind of stories do you write?”
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and began to yell, “Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”? She was having contractions.
Reblogged from chubby-bunnies
this is a daily reminder to support women:
- support women while having critical conversations
- support women who have critical conversations
- support women who agree with you
- support women who disagree with you
- support women who are vulnerable in some ways
- support women who are strong in others
- support women who have never had such care
- support women who just need a little bit of encouragement
- support women, always